It’s September babes, so naturally the Aldi middle aisle is already serving sad mince pies and frozen pigs in blankets.
Nick and Seb are questioning why Christmas food is out before Halloween, while also stanning Jade Thirlwall’s new album, side-eyeing Charlie Kirk, and dragging the realities of gun crime and racism.
Don’t worry, the vibes get cleansed by a coven of Etsy witches selling spells with free shipping. Loud, brown, gay, and messy as ever!