Pope Fiction and Deep-Kissing Cousins

The political circus delivers everything from AI Jesus fan fiction to leaders beefing with the Pope like it's a Twitter thread gone rogue.

Also on the agenda:

• Regretful voters asking for forgiveness (…or just a ride back to relevance)
• Accountability vs. "thoughts and prayers" politics
• Why modern scandals make Watergate look like a parking ticket
• And yes… Florida running out of time to decide if first cousins should marry. Priorities!