11. Wherever You Go, There You Are, Part 2

PART TWO! Stede “the Audacity” Bonnet thinks he can just slide right back into his old life, but instead, Mary’s like “new phone, who dis?” and his kids are like “dad who?” and Evelyn is like “murder’s a natural cause,” so Stede’s gotta skedaddle, like, now. After realizing what we’ve all been screaming at our TVs this whole time (that he’s in love with Ed, obvs), he stages an epic f**kery and follows his heart into the sea. Meanwhile, Ed spends a while practicing healthy heartbreak coping until Izzy “top me, daddy” Hands ruins everything and turns him back into the Kraken. To prove that he is still Blackbeard he cuts off Izzy’s toe, throws all Stede’s stuff out on the lawn, pushes Lucius overboard, and maroons the crew on the literal desert island emoji , bidding farewell to Bonnet’s playthings just in time to miss Stede’s reappearance. Of course. Join us aboard the Gay Pirate Podcast for PART TWO of our discussion of Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 10, Wherever You Go, There You Are. *~*~PLAYLISTS~*~* Stede Bonnet Edward Teach Izzy Fooking Hands Read about Mary’s art here and here If you are going to miss us between now and next season, you should check out our other podcasts: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality, AND/OR Join us on Patreon cause it’s super fun! AND/OR Follow us on instagram and twitter Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!